Politick … tick … tick

When watching telly
Do you feel sick? Stick to your
screen, not the tickers.
Better yet, don’t watch at all;
Pride goeth before a fall.

skat@2017

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Police Beat (Local News)

This just tickled me:

Missing a goat? Cops
looking to locate owner—
of black and white male.

skat@2016

Drug charges laid when
two teens were pulled over—for
driving too slowly.

skat@2016

*You can’t make this stuff up!