Recloosive

Big spider hiding
In my downstairs bathroom–I’ll
Use the one upstairs.

skat@2016

The Chamber Of Secrets

Just because it says,
“Flushable loo seat-cover”,
Doesn’t mean it’s true.

skat@2015

Tissue Theory

Those fancy loo roll
Adverts kill me—don’t we all
Wait for the white sales?

skat@2015

Oh! de Toilette

(N.B. You must read this one aloud—title included)

Lever down: List’ her
Tank’s hiss, sigh, groan—she’s a right
Cranky one, our Loo.

skat©2015

Privacy Issue

Loo-door closed to cat
Who chooses to ignore fact—
White paw claws at floor.

skat©2015