Big spider hiding
In my downstairs bathroom–I’ll
Use the one upstairs.
skat@2016
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Tag Archives: loo
The Chamber Of Secrets
Just because it says,
“Flushable loo seat-cover”,
Doesn’t mean it’s true.
skat@2015
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Tissue Theory
Those fancy loo roll
Adverts kill me—don’t we all
Wait for the white sales?
skat@2015
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Oh! de Toilette
(N.B. You must read this one aloud—title included)
Lever down: List’ her
Tank’s hiss, sigh, groan—she’s a right
Cranky one, our Loo.
skat©2015
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Privacy Issue
Loo-door closed to cat
Who chooses to ignore fact—
White paw claws at floor.
skat©2015
