Big spider hiding
In my downstairs bathroom–I’ll
Use the one upstairs.
skat@2016
Big spider hiding
In my downstairs bathroom–I’ll
Use the one upstairs.
skat@2016
Just because it says,
“Flushable loo seat-cover”,
Doesn’t mean it’s true.
skat@2015
Those fancy loo roll
Adverts kill me—don’t we all
Wait for the white sales?
skat@2015
(N.B. You must read this one aloud—title included)
Lever down: List’ her
Tank’s hiss, sigh, groan—she’s a right
Cranky one, our Loo.
skat©2015
Loo-door closed to cat
Who chooses to ignore fact—
White paw claws at floor.
skat©2015