Checking Out

At local grocer’s
man succumbs to self-made wounds
in utensils aisle


This happened the other day at the store where I do my shopping. I can’t get it out of my mind. So awful, and I can only imagine how traumatic it was for any who witnessed it.


Police Beat (Local News)

This just tickled me:

Missing a goat? Cops
looking to locate owner—
of black and white male.


Drug charges laid when
two teens were pulled over—for
driving too slowly.


*You can’t make this stuff up!