Police Beat (Local News)

This just tickled me:

Missing a goat? Cops
looking to locate owner—
of black and white male.

skat@2016

Drug charges laid when
two teens were pulled over—for
driving too slowly.

skat@2016

*You can’t make this stuff up!

Attack of the Histamines

Last night, eyes itched, then
Achoo! achoo! achoo! Now—
I’m sluggish on drugs.

skat@2015