On the Road

Striking a sparrow
with my fast car, feels like an
arrow to my heart.

skat@2016

Police Beat (Local News)

This just tickled me:

Missing a goat? Cops
looking to locate owner—
of black and white male.

skat@2016

Drug charges laid when
two teens were pulled over—for
driving too slowly.

skat@2016

*You can’t make this stuff up!

In the Hot Seat

Wheeling along, my
bum feels on fire; summer’s no
time for heated seats!

skat@2016

Driving Me Crazy

Riding with mom’s like
Having Lady Crawley in
The passenger seat.

skat@2015