Contact Lens

When my specs are cleaned
Perfectly, I always put
My finger on them.

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Washing Up

Ever notice how
the rattiest tea towel
dries dishes the best?

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The Real Thing*

Big bottle of Coke,
(Never drink the stuff myself)–
To clean the toilet.

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*You must be of a certain age to remember this slogan.

Local Advert #1

Don’t forget: It’s time
To clean those hearing aids for
The Festive Season!

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