Cavity Search

Feeling sore tooth–then
I recall hitting my jaw
on a cupboard door.

skat@2017

*I blame bifocals

Another One Of Those Days

Half-asleep, got up
to quell my thirst, smacked into
the wall–smeller first.

skat@2016

Call Me Wile. E.

Dropped hair-dryer plug
on my toes; might just as well
have been an anvil.

skat@2016

Headline Haiku #4

California man
Walks off cliff’s edge while texting—
(or viewing Dropbox?)

skat@2015