Not A Treat

Thought cat ate ear plug.
Anticipated vet-trip–
Then, I stepped on it.

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Eavesdropping

Under overhang,
Mantis, praying for respite
From incessant rain.

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Headline Haiku #6

Tooth experts now say,
No need to floss; they were just—
stringing us along.

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Not For Kids Anymore

Do you remember
Kool-Aid? Now it’s called “liquid
water enhancer”.

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Current Events

United Church presents:
“Bubbles the Clown”, aka
Pastor Wayne Griswold*.

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(Sometimes these things just write themselves!)

*Names have been changed to protect the innocent. 😉