Rhetorical Question?

Plato’s Closet: store
name has me thinking, would that
not just be togas?



Bonus Rune:

Cutting out coffee:
Now I’m counting my words, but
not my syllables.


P.S. The first rune has been corrected, but some of you may have caught the error – unless you’ve given up coffee too. 😉


Police Beat (Local News)

This just tickled me:

Missing a goat? Cops
looking to locate owner—
of black and white male.


Drug charges laid when
two teens were pulled over—for
driving too slowly.


*You can’t make this stuff up!