Rhetorical Question?

Plato’s Closet: store
name has me thinking, would that
not just be togas?

skat@2017

 

Bonus Rune:

Cutting out coffee:
Now I’m counting my words, but
not my syllables.

skat@2017

P.S. The first rune has been corrected, but some of you may have caught the error – unless you’ve given up coffee too. 😉

 

Police Beat (Local News)

This just tickled me:

Missing a goat? Cops
looking to locate owner—
of black and white male.

skat@2016

Drug charges laid when
two teens were pulled over—for
driving too slowly.

skat@2016

*You can’t make this stuff up!